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Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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seemzy:

Bright.

seemzy:

Bright.

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hoops-loop:

Shoutout to the Portland Police for this awesome tweet after the Blazers game one victory over the Rockets last night. 

hahahaha

h2ops:

hoops-loop:

Shoutout to the Portland Police for this awesome tweet after the Blazers game one victory over the Rockets last night. 

hahahaha

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inceration:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

inceration:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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